"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/30/2018 at 11:13 • Filed to: None

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It was on this day that Jesus didn’t even have to use his AK.

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2018 at 11:30

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Mama cooked a breakfast with no hogs into which I may or may not have cast the demons from that crazy naked guy in the cemetery.

/scripturally and cubically accurate

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/30/2018 at 11:37

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I love how Jesus knew EXACTLY what was going to happen to him that week and just rolled with it. If that was me I’d have noped out and told God “You do it, I ain’t cut out for this damn shit. Smite them, whatever, no changing these low-lifes if they still see bad in me no matter how much genuine good I do.”

Like, first three years, fine, I’mma be the Son of God, I’ll save y’all from yourselves and it’d be the greatest thing ever, doing miracles and sending wise words and all that jazz. But this? Nah fuck this.

Guess I’ll never finish Nier: Automata.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Wheelerguy 03/30/2018 at 11:38

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if i could turn water into wine id probably not even be concious that week